Ken Gargett Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 WHO SAID MEN AREN'T SENSITIVE A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect and they end up leaving together. They get back to his apartment and she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall. The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. She turns to him.......... they kiss...... and then they rip each other's clothes off, .... After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?" The guy says:............................................................... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (keep scrolling) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMH Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 That was dangeriously close to a joke that lisa would post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted September 5, 2006 Author Share Posted September 5, 2006 » That was dangeriously close to a joke that lisa would post except it was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMH Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 » except it was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 You know.....post a cigar review any time you feel like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrink Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 I wanna know what size Teddy Bear you got, Ken... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PorscheC4S Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 » I wanna know what size Teddy Bear you got, Ken... Damn. You clipped me at the post, Shrink. That's just the question I was about to ask Ken. Well done, Doc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 LOL BTW Ken read your article in Sunday Magazine. Port it will remain to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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