20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

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20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. (my personal favourite :-D )

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance WithThe Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, SkipRather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is"To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream"I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,"Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final WayTo Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

Work with Rob and Smithy .. :rotfl:

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LOL!! :rotfl:

I actually have a friend who told me that for fun when he was a child he and his sister went to a busy road near his house and pointed a hairdryer into the road (HWY60 here in FLA) and laughed as cars jammed on thier brakes. Until one of them was a state policeman. Oops!

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Being a photographer Whats even more fun is to hide behind a white van and use a big flash gun on every passing hotted up car (watch them freak when they think they have been done by a speed camera). God we sit with a bottle of Tequila and do that all night, hours of enjoyment for the whole family

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