First Lady Posted August 30, 2006 Posted August 30, 2006 Duties of Wives Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. Vince had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it took a couple days before he saw any results, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away. James had married a woman from England. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table. Bruce had married an Australian girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye - enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a landscaper. God Bless Australian Women... I thought you might like this :-D
Colt45 Posted August 30, 2006 Posted August 30, 2006 » God Bless Australian Women... I think I'd prefer the one who'd dunk her head in a bucket of ice, to fish me out the last beer.............. but that's just me.
Wiley Posted August 30, 2006 Posted August 30, 2006 Hah! I don't know about the American wife part though. My wife would kick my ass if I ever said anything like that to her!
stever Posted August 31, 2006 Posted August 31, 2006 What's the difference between your dog barking at the back door and the wife barking at the front door? The dog stops barking when you let it in.
CIGARHead Posted August 31, 2006 Posted August 31, 2006 I saw that coming Lisa! No joke....My wife has been mowing the lawn with the push mower for the last 2 years. We just got a John Deere riding mower, so I kindly let her off the hook:-| Cant beat the cup holder so I can have my rum drink while I cut grass
smokelaw1 Posted August 31, 2006 Posted August 31, 2006 Wow. My wife might punch my eyes swollen just for having read that! She's not even Australian!
Mel Posted August 31, 2006 Posted August 31, 2006 » Wow. My wife might punch my eyes swollen just for having read that! » She's not even Australian! Now Now Lisa you are blowing my image of all you hot Aussie babes. Don't tell the place is full of ball busting dykes?
Tom Bolivar Posted August 31, 2006 Posted August 31, 2006 Usually not my stile but it just fits too snugly into this thread. :-) Regards, Tom
El Presidente Posted September 1, 2006 Posted September 1, 2006 » Usually not my stile but it just fits too snugly into this thread. :-) » » » » Regards, » » Tom !LOL! Tom! Lisa just acts tough. She cooks, cleans and can flush an outboard engine. Still has the best right hook of anyone I know
First Lady Posted September 2, 2006 Author Posted September 2, 2006 » » !LOL! Tom! » » Lisa just acts tough. She cooks, cleans and can flush an outboard engine. » » » Still has the best right hook of anyone I know You will keep Rob :-D
JMH Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 It might be a bit hard to read at this size, but I had to resize it because the right hand side was being cut off.
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