Duties of Wives

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Duties of Wives

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

Vince had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it took a couple days before he saw any results, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

James had married a woman from England. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.

Bruce had married an Australian girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye - enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a landscaper.

God Bless Australian Women...

I thought you might like this :-D

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I saw that coming Lisa!

No joke....My wife has been mowing the lawn with the push mower for the last 2 years. We just got a John Deere riding mower, so I kindly let her off the hook:-| Cant beat the cup holder so I can have my rum drink while I cut grass

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» Wow. My wife might punch my eyes swollen just for having read that!

» She's not even Australian!

Now Now Lisa you are blowing my image of all you hot Aussie babes. Don't tell the place is full of ball busting dykes?

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» Usually not my stile but it just fits too snugly into this thread. :-)


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» Regards,


» Tom

!LOL! Tom!

Lisa just acts tough. She cooks, cleans and can flush an outboard engine.

Still has the best right hook of anyone I know :lookaround:

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