Good Luck Smithy!!!

[First Lady]

El Presidente is in serious trouble if Smithy ever finds out about this thread

[rumrogue]

I'd be a little concerned that the good women depicted may, infact, not wish to shag him but have him for lunch.

And is that bloom? I know those parts get hot & humid but it does seem a little extreme.

[Guest crossbow]

» El Presidente is in serious trouble if Smithy ever finds out about this

» thread

Question is will smithy be back with everything intact? Please check the head in proportion to the body, when he gets back.

[spiny norman]

So many lovelies, How could he possibly choose?

I hear in those parts if you bring a gift of a large cooking pot, various root veggies and some salt, the right girl will choose you.

[culebra]

He will never come back with a herd of such fine filly's a his disposal

[El Presidente]

Smithy is much more than a packer. He also makes a fine tea and throws one of the best tantrums around (How many F**** ng singles has this guy ordered!)

You can often see Smithy in the rotating banner at the top. Here he was rolling some of the last of the Cohiba LE Pirimines from JUN 00 (Kidding..only kidding ;-) ).

Well Smithy has gone through a dry patch of late and has headed up to the remote wilderness and highlands of Papua New Guinea to see if he can find a more natural woman. Armed with only a dozen cigars, his good looks and his packing tape, we wish Smithy good luck in his search for Mrs right!

I will remove this before he gets back on the 28th :cool:

[Tampa1257]

» Smithy is much more than a packer. He also makes a fine tea and throws one

» of the best tantrums around (How many F**** ng singles has this guy

» ordered!)

»

» You can often see Smithy in the rotating banner at the top. Here he was

» rolling some of the last of the Cohiba LE Pirimines from JUN 00

» (Kidding..only kidding ;-) ).

»

» Well Smithy has gone through a dry patch of late and has headed up to the

» remote wilderness and highlands of Papua New Guinea to see if he can find

» a more natural woman. Armed with only a dozen cigars, his good looks and

» his packing tape, we wish Smithy good luck in his search for Mrs right!

»

» I will remove this before he gets back on the 28th :cool:

»

»

»

Well, They all look ready, willing and able to accomodate Smitty when he arrives, but there could be an issue...........

They may not let him leave................

[CIGARHead]

»

Whoa. Lucky SOB. Check out ALL those S&M masks he gets to choose from. I dont see a grass skirt for him, but Im sure theyll accomodate:lookaround:

All I can say is good luck on a safe return...oh and Smithy, when you do come back make sure you've dipped yourself in rubbing alchol before you package up ANY of my smokes:ok:

[El Presidente]

This will take over Where's Waldo as a best seller

Thanks Colt45!!!!

[CIGARHead]

» This will take over Where's Waldo as a best seller

»

» Thanks Colt45!!!!

:rotfl:I have just spit coffee everywhere:rotfl:

Looks like Smithy has picked a winner.

Classic.