El Presidente Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 LETTER FOUND IN A "PERSONAL PROBLEMS" ADVICE COLUMN OF AN AUSTRALIAN MAGAZINE From Jeremy of Sydney, Australia: I am a sailor in the Australian Navy. My parents live in the suburb of Redfern and one of my sisters, who lives in Canberra, is married to a Kiwi. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my two sisters, who are prostitutes in Kings Cross. I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Long Bay Jail, Sydney, for the rape and murder of a teenage girl in 1994,the other is currently being held in the Parramatta remand centre for indecent dealings with three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in Chatswood and indeed is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel, however, her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD. We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancée utilizing her knowledge of the industry working as the manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would at least get them off the streets and hopefully the ######. My problem is this: I love my fiancée and look forward to bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her. Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being a Kiwi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 and that is even older than the stuff lisa comes up with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cohiba Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Damn!!!!! I thought i had problems..........LOL Put that poor man out of his misery! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tampa1257 Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Don't you just love the fact that his sisters would be supporting his cigar habit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new2habano Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 What could be better than getting an STD on your honeymoon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mongboy Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 » Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being a Kiwi? You're not taking last weekend's Bledisloe Cup result very well, are you ? :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokin Bulldog Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 What are you people doing in Australia?;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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