First Lady Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." " You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country.......we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives........" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'." I BET YOU GONNA READ THIS AGAIN!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tampa1257 Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Slow day at the office Lisa? BTW, we all know that you are 100%, I was going to comment on the other thread, but I thought I would like to continue to receive my packages and hospitality just has I have in the past. Not trying to rock the boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Lisa...just because I am off for a loooooooooooong lunch today....there is no need to slacken off. Back to work darling ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PorscheC4S Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 » A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an » animated conversation. Of course. Italians are incapable of having unanimated conversation. Their ability to communicate is rooted firmly in the subtle art of gesticulations. ;-) I wonder if they type on the computer with one hand Imma on da computereh. All in good fun, of course:-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havana Joe Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 :-P You were right, I did read it twice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgoodz Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 LMAO....yup read it twice :-D :-D ...hey I just got up and have had only had one cup of coffee so far, think I better get the second one NOW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
genevapics Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 Exactly who is writing your material again? :-D As always, good stuff Lisa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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