First Lady Posted June 3, 2006 Posted June 3, 2006 Joe had been suffering terrible headaches for over 20 years, finally he found a doctor who could cure the problem. He sat down in the doctors office and the doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles. Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was free of his headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long." Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck." Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years". Joe tried on the shirt and it fitted perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked about some new underwear?" He thought for a moment and said, "Sure." The salesman said, "Let's see... size 36." Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you; I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old. The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache." New suit - £400 New shirt - £30 New underwear - £5 Second Opinion - PRICELESS
argon345 Posted June 3, 2006 Posted June 3, 2006 OUCH!!!LOL!! Guess he should have gone the boxer route!!! Thanks Lisa!!
shrink Posted June 3, 2006 Posted June 3, 2006 It really, really troubles me that a woman would find this funny...
genevapics Posted June 3, 2006 Posted June 3, 2006 » It really, really troubles me that a woman would find this funny... I agree. That joke is just wrong!
hueynova Posted June 3, 2006 Posted June 3, 2006 » That's just sick!;-) Sick? yes. I told this joke to my smoking buddies last nite and they totally cracked up! Good one!!!!
DocRKS Posted June 10, 2006 Posted June 10, 2006 Lisa - You will never know nor appreciate how much 'discomfort' you have caused everyone who has read this post..... ;-)
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