Fatshotbud Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her "My your hair smells really great!" After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him. The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "It's Ken, the midget." Ba-ba-boom!!!:-D
genevapics Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 ... [yawn]... ... Man you wouldn't even make it on the Chitlin' circuit! Stop now while you still have your FOH membership.:-P
shrink Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 Yeah, it's grounds for sure. I'm filing a complaint with the management of FOH against YOU for harassing my sexual sensitivities.
Fatshotbud Posted March 28, 2006 Author Posted March 28, 2006 » Not so funny.:-( Do I sense vertically challenged people among us :-D
Van55 Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 My grandfather practically kicked the slats out of his cradle the first time he heard that joke.
harwellplant Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 » My grandfather practically kicked the slats out of his cradle the first » time he heard that joke. ken's a midget AND cradles had slats? i didn't know ANY of this.
geoffrie Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 That's one of the three famous midget jokes: Q. When do you smack a midget? A. When he says, "Gee, your hair smeels terrific." Q. Why can't midgets were tampons? A. They keep tripping over the string. (my fav) Q. Why don't you find midgets in nudist colonies? A. They keep on getting clubbed to death. Thank you ... try the veal ... I'll be here all week
Mel Posted March 28, 2006 Posted March 28, 2006 Yes it's funny and no it is not sexual harasment, it is purely a compliment. Where have we gone to when it is illegal to tell a woman she has a nice behind and merely rude to tell her she is butt ugly?
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