First Lady Posted February 27, 2006 Posted February 27, 2006 For his birthday, little Patrick asked for 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with $280,000 mortgage & no bike!" I know it is a little naughty but I liked it TFL
Phailure Posted February 27, 2006 Posted February 27, 2006 Thanks for brightening up my monday morning.
argon345 Posted February 27, 2006 Posted February 27, 2006 Why Lisa, I would have never thought.......:-P
Ken Gargett Posted February 27, 2006 Posted February 27, 2006 why aren´t you working? how is rob going to afford to spend half his life swanning around the world´s fishing spots if you are mucking around like that! we need him while we are still visiting the spanish speaking places. after that, doesn´t matter.
spsurfin Posted March 1, 2006 Posted March 1, 2006 I know it is a little naughty but I liked it Ding Ding Ding We have a winner :-D :-D :-D
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