Ken Gargett Posted February 22, 2006 Posted February 22, 2006 this email snuck through so i thought i would share. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) (1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if You like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 (2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? (1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 (2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age) HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? (1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MUM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? (1) Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? (1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure) (2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10 WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? (1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. -- Craig, age 9 WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? (1) When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7 (2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. -- Curt, age 7 (3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8 IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? (1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out. -- Theodore, age 8 (2 ) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child) HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? (1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8 And the #1 Favourite is........ HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? (1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. -- Ricky, age 10 --
habanohal Posted February 22, 2006 Posted February 22, 2006 The last 1 is definatly the best. Made me laugh . :-)
jay8354 Posted February 22, 2006 Posted February 22, 2006 The last one is a gem, that kid will go far.
stogies&hoagies Posted February 22, 2006 Posted February 22, 2006 »» » (1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if You like » sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the » chips and dip coming. » » -- Alan, age 10 Don't forget about the beer, too » » » » » (1) Both don't want any more kids. » » -- Lori, age 8 That's funny » » »» » » WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? » » (1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the » newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. » » -- Craig, age 9 pretty good thinker isn't he » » » » » IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? » » (1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm » never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed » out. » » -- Theodore, age 8 I'd love for him to read this again when he hits puberty. » »» And the #1 Favourite is........ » » HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? » » (1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a » truck. » » -- Ricky, age 10 -- Great advice :-D
korryp Posted February 23, 2006 Posted February 23, 2006 Thanks, that made me chuckle a couple of times.
dysfunctional Posted February 23, 2006 Posted February 23, 2006 »lovely.....made me laugh...kids are cute....but still I rather spend my money on cigars for the time being......wahahahaha
dysfunctional Posted February 23, 2006 Posted February 23, 2006 » this email snuck through so i thought i would share. » » HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) » » (1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if You like » sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the » chips and dip coming. » » -- Alan, age 10 » » (2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to » marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who » you're stuck with. » » -- Kristen, age 10 » » » WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? » » (1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by » then. » » -- Camille, age 10 » » (2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get » married. » » -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age) » » » HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? » » (1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at » the same kids. » » -- Derrick, age 8 » » » WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MUM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? » » (1) Both don't want any more kids. » » -- Lori, age 8 » » » WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? » » (1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know » each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. » » -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure) » » (2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually » gets them interested enough to go for a second date. » » -- Martin, age 10 » » » WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? » » (1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the » newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. » » -- Craig, age 9 » » » WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? » » (1) When they're rich. » » -- Pam, age 7 » » (2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess » with that. » » -- Curt, age 7 » » (3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry » them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. » » -- Howard, age 8 » » » IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? » » (1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm » never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed » out. » » -- Theodore, age 8 » » (2 ) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need » someone to clean up after them. » » -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child) » » » HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? » » (1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? » » -- Kelvin, age 8 » » And the #1 Favourite is........ » » HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? » » (1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a » truck. » » -- Ricky, age 10 --
argon345 Posted February 23, 2006 Posted February 23, 2006 Thanks Ken!! I think i might have just wet my pants!!
Mel Posted February 23, 2006 Posted February 23, 2006 » very very funny stuff! I should have read this stuff years ago, could have saved me thousands and tons of grief. LOL
Cigarflip Posted February 27, 2006 Posted February 27, 2006 Niceee!!!! Kids don't lie! They tell it the way it is. LOL.
kingfisher59 Posted March 13, 2006 Posted March 13, 2006 » Niceee!!!! Kids don't lie! They tell it the way it is. LOL. It's amazing how observant children are even at a very young age....
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