Hump Day Humour: Aussie Guide to Valentine's Day...

[MoeFOH]

All class . Some (most) here might need an interpreter. Comment below if required. 

[BigGuns]

I'm going to do my best to try and translate this into English...let me know how I do...

Deni Dictionary - No clue the context here, but Deni is Greek

• Wear flip flops (sandals)
• Put on some Old Spice/RightGuard/something so you can cover up your natural funk
• Assuming these are local chains of variable quality like an Outback Steakhouse (😉) or Applebee's
• Say hi to the host(ess) - don't be a prick
• Go big on the cheap menu to score some inflated clout
• Order some bites/appetizers and not any mains (do you really call these entrees?, or is this sarcasm and we're continuing our cheap approach?)
• Answer your own question....stay the cheap route
  • Buzzer....this feels like a little too much effort to be cute.  what's wrong with check, bill, etc?
• No clue, but in my circle this would be another exaggerated hunting story about being THIS CLOSE to taking a 10-pointer
• Go bum a loosie (cigarette) from a friendly looking person outside (because we have already established we are too cheap to have our own pack)
• Repeat after "dinner"
• No clue, but it sounds like kids would love it
• No clue, but it sounds like a lot of people would love it
• Accept the fact that you have no game, can't close the deal, and say something that you know isn't going to ever happen

[Nevrknow]

1 hour ago, BigGuns said:

I'm going to do my best to try and translate this into English...let me know how I do...

Deni Dictionary - No clue the context here, but Deni is Greek

• Wear flip flops (sandals)
• Put on some Old Spice/RightGuard/something so you can cover up your natural funk
• Assuming these are local chains of variable quality like an Outback Steakhouse (😉) or Applebee's
• Say hi to the host(ess) - don't be a prick
• Go big on the cheap menu to score some inflated clout
• Order some bites/appetizers and not any mains (do you really call these entrees?, or is this sarcasm and we're continuing our cheap approach?)
• Answer your own question....stay the cheap route
  • Buzzer....this feels like a little too much effort to be cute.  what's wrong with check, bill, etc?
• No clue, but in my circle this would be another exaggerated hunting story about being THIS CLOSE to taking a 10-pointer
• Go bum a loosie (cigarette) from a friendly looking person outside (because we have already established we are too cheap to have our own pack)
• Repeat after "dinner"
• No clue, but it sounds like kids would love it
• No clue, but it sounds like a lot of people would love it
• Accept the fact that you have no game, can't close the deal, and say something that you know isn't going to ever happen

I think you nailed it. For me at least. Now, to put it into practice...................................

[zacca]

2 hours ago, MoeFOH said:

All class . Some (most) here might need an interpreter. Comment below if required. 

I have no idea what you said, but it sounds fun