Cigar Confucius showing us what success really looks like.

[El Presidente]

 

I was feeling on top of my game until I watched this clip. 

Bugger me. First thing Monday I am going out to order a cardboard cutout of myself.  I will strategically place it in the office in order that my team can draw inspiration. 

 

 

 

[Havanaaddict]

One spark and that satin suit is gonna go up like a pile of gasoline, soap and sticks 😂

[Li Bai]

I recall a time 20 years ago I had come to a party with a brand new "stylish" leather brace on my wrist. I thought it was awesome until my friends saw it and almost roasted me to death, it lasted a couple of weeks and it's still mentioned from time to time 🤣😂😂

I can't imagine what would've happened to one of us if he had done 0,5% of what Jasim does on a daily basis. One has the friends he deserves, I guess 🤔

[Fuzz AI]

10 hours ago, El Presidente said:

 

I was feeling on top of my game until I watched this clip. 

Bugger me. First thing Monday I am going out to order a cardboard cutout of myself.  I will strategically place it in the office in order that my team can draw inspiration. 

Draw inspiration? Rob, they are just going to draw on the cardboard standee! 

[cnov]

2 hours ago, Li Bai said:

I recall a time 20 years ago I had come to a party with a brand new "stylish" leather brace on my wrist. I thought it was awesome until my friends saw it and almost roasted me to death, it lasted a couple of weeks and it's still mentioned from time to time 🤣😂😂

I can't imagine what would've happened to one of us if he had done 0,5% of what Jasim does on a daily basis. One has the friends he deserves, I guess 🤔

And that's what friends are for! 

"If they're not taking the piss out of you, they're not your friends" - Someone with friends

[ha_banos]

He does seem to come across pretty 2 dimensional.

[Habanoschris]

[ha_banos]

So he's gone and pissed off more than half the population now...

https://www.cigarinspector.com/cigar-library/influencer-sparks-outrage-with-anti-women-rant/

I couldn't be bothered to start YAJT.

[Ford2112]

The bathtub pictures are horrible. Wtf?

[tbelle7]

"Ahmed has said in past videos that some peers have called him a “clown.”

[my happy place]

13 minutes ago, tbelle7 said:

"Ahmed has said in past videos that some peers have called him a “clown.”

 

[Li Bai]

7 hours ago, ha_banos said:

So he's gone and pissed off more than half the population now...

https://www.cigarinspector.com/cigar-library/influencer-sparks-outrage-with-anti-women-rant/

I couldn't be bothered to start YAJT.

"A video released by Middle East based influencer Jasim Ahmed has caused widespread anger across the cigar world. In it, he delivers a monologue criticising women that smoke cigars, claiming many do so purely “for attention.”"

Talk about the pot calling the kettle black... I'm done with the clown 🤡

[JDoughty]

That guy can go %$#@ himself with a rusty cigar cutter. Porn exists of *everything*; it's Rule 34 of the Internet. There is such a thing as cigar porn that exclusively features men in questionable attire or lack thereof, smoking cigars or doing other things with cigars that are not optimal smoking or storing practices. I shall mercifully spare the details. The fact that it exists and that these gentlemen are clearly doing it for attention does not lead anyone to the conclusion that all men smoking cigars are only doing it for attention.

I mean, if you are, more power to you, grown adults can consent to whatever they like, just don't do it with any of my cigars or I won't want to smoke them any more. 

6 hours ago, tbelle7 said:

"Ahmed has said in past videos that some peers have called him a “clown.”

In other news, water is wet and the sky is blue. 

[Havanaaddict]

3 hours ago, tbelle7 said:

"Ahmed has said in past videos that some peers have called him a “clown.”

I am shocked 😮 they all must be jelly!

[sv_ontour]

On 9/27/2025 at 11:16 PM, El Presidente said:

…First thing Monday I am going out to order a cardboard cutout of myself…

@WarriorPrincess how can we make this happen??

Also who hands out RA’s to guests then lights up a Cohiba?

Sometimes a cigar is not just a cigar…