Smoking Outdoors guide For Idiots?

[El Presidente]

Fascinating 

 

He should make it into a book 

 

 

 

 

WARNING: Continue at the peril of feeling dumber than when you started. 

https://www.themanual.com/culture/how-to-smoke-cigars-outdoors/

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"Work along with the wind, not against it. Either light with the wind at your back to protect the flame, or directly into the wind to control the burn"

 

 

 

[Chibearsv]

What about pissing?  Do I do that with my back to the wind too?  I may be doing it wrong. 🤣

[Perla]

That reminds me of a story.

An acquaintance had died and his last wish was that his ashes should be scattered from a boat off the coast of Nice. They were on the boat, champagne was floating, they gathered at the front of the boat and wanted to scatter the ashes. Yes, they did and the ashes rained down on them. As a friend said: you have no idea, the ashes were everywhere. In every body cavity.

[Li Bai]

7 hours ago, Perla said:

That reminds me of a story.

An acquaintance had died and his last wish was that his ashes should be scattered from a boat off the coast of Nice. They were on the boat, champagne was floating, they gathered at the front of the boat and wanted to scatter the ashes. Yes, they did and the ashes rained down on them. As a friend said: you have no idea, the ashes were everywhere. In every body cavity.

Sorry I couldn't help it! 😅

[El Presidente]

I want my ashes in an olive tree pot. passed on from generation to generation. decorated as a christmas tree every year. rolled in for every birthday, christening, celebration. 

I want to be a pain in the arse for generations to come. 

[Çnote]

6 hours ago, El Presidente said:

I want my ashes in an olive tree pot. passed on from generation to generation. decorated as a christmas tree every year. rolled in for every birthday, christening, celebration. 

I want to be a pain in the arse for generations to come. 

Life goals here.