El Presidente Posted February 9, 2006 Posted February 9, 2006 Yes 31 today Friday here in OZ Happy Brithday mate!!!! Andrew is a key part of our success, albeit he struggles to get the right address. On his push bike he comes to CZAR, propellar cap whizzing and smile bizarre. Lisa sets out his tasks for the day, Smithy hoping in the sandpit he can play. Papuan Mail order bride arrives soon, Smithy needs only to look at her photo to swoon. Andrew is certainly a man amongst men, in 2006 we hope to teach him to count past Ten. So this Birthday we hope you agree To Smithy something special below Czar tree. While this year he hopes for a wife, Dissapointed again, with his new packing knife. Happy Birthday Smithy!
CIGARHead Posted February 9, 2006 Posted February 9, 2006 Happy birthday Smithy. How many spankings did Rob try and give ya?
mr.harten Posted February 9, 2006 Posted February 9, 2006 Happy Birthday, my 32nd was two days ago. Great poem Rob!
Mel Posted February 9, 2006 Posted February 9, 2006 Crap on that idea of Rob spanking you. Can you get a few licks from Lisa? G'-day to ya mate and nice **** up on the SLRDC and samples RA898 and ERDM Grandes de Espana.;-)
gehrig24 Posted February 9, 2006 Posted February 9, 2006 » G'-day to ya mate and nice **** up on the SLRDC and samples RA898 and ERDM » Grandes de Espana.;-) Happy B-day to you. Anything ordered by Mel just leave it a few short and send those to me, that will teach him to mess with you on your birthday:-D
Ginseng Posted February 9, 2006 Posted February 9, 2006 Congratulations and happy birthday, mate! You must have some amazing spatial skills and dexterity because all my cigars arrive packed as safely and as tight as a Papuan bride. :-D Oh, and if given the choice, opt for the spankings from Lisa! I've been paddled by men and have not found it enjoyable. :-P Dirty minded buggers, I was in a fraternity at university. :-D Wilkey
raney Posted February 9, 2006 Posted February 9, 2006 Happy birthday, Smithy! Make Rob break out the good stuff for you. And no matter what he tells you, do NOT opt for the 'pizza party'...
Mel Posted February 9, 2006 Posted February 9, 2006 » » Happy B-day to you. Anything ordered by Mel just leave it a few short and » send those to me, that will teach him to mess with you on your birthday:-D Don't assume that any f-u by Lord Smithy is against the consumer. Rob got the short stick this time. Smithy, el jefe major, is my new hero.
Loki Posted February 9, 2006 Posted February 9, 2006 Happy brithday Smithy. Enjoy your day I hope that Rob gave you your B-Day off with pay. My boss sure does.
dragon Posted February 10, 2006 Posted February 10, 2006 Happy birthday Smithy!! Clever poem El Prez, I guess that 6th grade education really comes in handy at times 'eh??
JMH Posted February 10, 2006 Posted February 10, 2006 Happy birthday mate. Hey rob, I reckon you and lisa should pitch in to get him a nice basket for the front of his scooter where he can put cool rocks and stuff he finds on the way to work :-P
pittesq Posted February 11, 2006 Posted February 11, 2006 » Thats some funny $hit :-D .. LOL, I was late reading this :-D
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