Things you can't say today.....

[riderpride]

10 hours ago, Perla said:

Shut your bloody cakehole. 

Reminds me of this classic featuring 2 comedic geniuses...

[SpecialK]

10 hours ago, Perla said:

Shut your bloody cakehole. 

Another variation : "shut your cock holster"

[zeedubbya]

I casually noticed a few years back, on a doctors school excuse for my daughter, were the words, "he/she may return to school and one was circled". Today, I noticed they had changed the sheet, it now says, “they may return to school” and I thought…this still is likely to offend someone. 🤪 

On another note, someday we won’t be able to use this, but this HAS TO BE my favorite meme ever!  

[HuffnPuffff]

“I’m sweating like a rapist”


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[Ford2112]

I had a girlfriend tell me it was hotter than a whore's pu**y on nickle night. I never forgot that one. 

[rckymtn22]

“You retard!” “Are you retarded?”

Definitely not on these days. 

[mtd057]

Sweating like a whore in church.