brilliant advertising slogans

[Ken Gargett]

A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER READs:

   We will heel you

     We will save your sole

       We will even dye for you.

 

A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK:

     “Blind man driving.”

 

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

     "Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”

 

In a Podiatrist's office:

   "Time wounds all heels.”

 

On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

 

At an Optometrist's Office:

"If you don't see what you're looking for,

   You've come to the right place.”

 

On a Plumber's truck:

"We repair what your husband fixed.”

 

On another Plumber's truck:

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”

 

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:

"Invite us to your next blowout.”

 

On an Electrician's truck:

  "Let us remove your shorts.”

 

In a Non-smoking Area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and

  will take appropriate action.”

 

On a Maternity Room door:

      "Push. Push. Push.”

 

At a Car Dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”

 

Outside a Muffler Shop:

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”

 

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”

 

At the Electric Company:

"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.

         However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”

 

In a Restaurant window:

"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.” 

 

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

   "Drive carefully. We'll wait.”

 

At a Propane Filling Station:

  "Thank Heaven for little grills.”

 

In a Chicago Radiator Shop:

"Best place in town to take a leak.”

 

And the best one for last…;

Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:

“Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises”

[cgoodrich]

@Ken Gargett My local propane filling station has that very slogan!

All very good, thank you for the laughs.

[Akela3rd]

Sofa King, local seating shop in the UK
"Our prices are Sofa King low"
I heard they were told to stop using it...

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