El Presidente Posted March 31, 2021 Posted March 31, 2021 I know a few guys in the cigar world who need this SUPPLY / BAGS & WALLETS 1M HAULY / $220 It doesn't matter what the money is for — under-the-table hush-money, black market arms deals, or Bugatti purchase — the 1M Hauly is designed to carry exactly $1,000,000 worth of $100 U.S. bank notes while remaining inconspicuous at checkpoints and border crossings. Of course, the near-weightless 20L bag can also be used for normal things like clothes and tools if you haven't yet run into a nefarious international transaction that needs completing. Made from a stronger-than-kevlar and waterproof Dyneema composite fabric, the 1M Hauly naturally reaches a discreet matte-and-crumpled finish after a few uses. Reliable YKK Uretek zippers form the bag's closure and provide high humidity protection for the cash, while sturdy haul loops at each end fit a large gloved hand but are sized to work with straps, carabiners, or other attachments. Length: 18" / Width: 12" / Height: 5.75" / Weight: 0.28 lb (126 g) 2
Cigar Surgeon Posted March 31, 2021 Posted March 31, 2021 Does it have built in scent pouches to throw off the currency sniffing dogs? ...asking for a friend.
NSXCIGAR Posted March 31, 2021 Posted March 31, 2021 1 hour ago, El Presidente said: Of course, the near-weightless 20L bag can also be used for normal things like clothes and tools So they're saying carrying $1 million in cash isn't normal?
Fuzz AI Posted March 31, 2021 Posted March 31, 2021 Kidnapper - "We want $10 million for the safe return of your kid." Parent - "Alright! Anything to get our child back! How do you want to be paid?" Kidnapper - "Split the $10 million into $1 million lots, placed into ten 1M Hauly bags, and leave in the dumpster behind the supermarket." Parent - "Ten 1M Hauly bags? Can't we just use some Hefty garbage bags?" Kidnapper - "No, they must be 1M Hauly bags." Parent - "Forget it! Do you know how much those things cost? I'm not buying ten of those bags just to throw them away!!" Kidnapper - "But your kid...." Parent - "No! Call back when your demands are more reasonable!!"
Ken Gargett Posted March 31, 2021 Posted March 31, 2021 if only schapelle corby had been a cigar smoker... 1
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