Kenfessions: Some days are a real pain in the butt...literally!

[Ken Gargett]

Romeo & Julieta Belicosos – Foursquare Rum 2004

 

One of those days. Never rains… One thing after another. 

I'm woken up by, of all things, a whopping great haemorrhoid. Yes, I said it. Not like I chose to inflict that particular joy on myself and I am sure I am not the first among us to be blessed in that manner. First one I have had for about a decade, so I really shouldn’t complain, but when it feels like someone parked the Queen Mary between the cheeks, I must say I am not feeling very charitable to the world. 

Hobble, bow-legged, to the computer for the morning emails. Two of my very best, longest (known them both for more than forty years) mates and I have all shared very similar political views (no, I am not going to break the rules) for decades. I believe I have not changed, just that the world has shifted, and not for the better (but I suppose people have been saying that for centuries). The events of the last few years have caused me to reflect and perhaps adjust in certain ways that... continue to full article. 

[LLC]

Great read. Hope you feel better soon.


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[Ken Gargett]

5 hours ago, LLC said:

Great read. Hope you feel better soon.


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thanks. honestly, that was so long ago that i had completely forgotten it. mind you, in comparison with the last two weeks of neverending crap, that day ranks among best ever. 

[El Presidente]

still a pain in the arse 

 

[Nino]

Nice and painful read, but all I get is the Queen Mary....

So happens that today I was cleaning my cellar of all the assorted crap I have collected and hoarded last 30 years, cassettes, videos, books, hotel slippers and soaps, CD's and more crap ( I need space for my cigar lockers ... ) and I found 2 original RMS Queen Mary water faucets - Hot Salt and Cold Salt - that I unscrewed from the bathroom (love my Swiss Army knife) and took with me as a souvenir after a week long stay at the RMS Queen Mary when it had just been converted into a Marriott Hotel in Long Beach, CA.

That was back in 1977 or thereabouts. Lovely stay and I enjoyed it massively after a boring week in New Zealand's Bay of Islands.

Got to drive to San Diego, Tijuana, Anza Borrego National Park, Palm Springs and back to LA and the Queen Mary.
That was looong before the Spruce Goose was parked next to the Queen.

Now - @Ken Gargett - which Salt do you think would help your predicament ?

 

 

 

[Drguano]

2 hours ago, nino said:

Now - @Ken Gargett - which Salt do you think would help your predicament ?

There is a particular treatment involving a special salt and an alkaline cell. It is referred to as “Assault and Battery”.

 

[cfc1016]

46 minutes ago, Drguano said:

There is a particular treatment involving a special salt and an alkaline cell. It is referred to as “Assault and Battery”.

 

Throw in a "personal massager" and you can tack on "with a deadly weapon" ?

[kingsizexx]

I usually meditate or read some soul books if I have pain in my ass lol, pain is usually caused by subconscious drivers, like ur negative installations from childhood, and meditation helps u chill ur ego and look deep into ur soul where all this shit is based. Also soul books can help u clear ur mind and focus on most important on ur life, that will boost everything objectively. I had to do that when I was stressed, but it was more than physic, so first of all I had to chill my body with some tea that I got on best kratom buy site, then I could focus on what's important.