Sorry,Rob....I just couldn\'t do it.

[Mikey]

Today I had an interesting predicament arise.The mailman(not the regular guy,but a sub), was knocking on my door with a package from Australia.It was my box of "Bundled Sumatran Cigars".I was thrilled,until the mailman started asking me about my cigars.

"They must be pretty cheap when you order them that way,

"I always pay waaaayy toooo much!",he stated.

I nodded,absent mindedly,as I was caressing the box from Rob.

Then he asked if he could get the name of the place I was getting my smokes from.

"What?" I stammered as I was snapped out of my euphoria,"Uh...they're sort of a specialty place and they deal with very rare items", I clattered.

He nodded,unbelieving,as he glanced at the "Bundled Sumatran Cigars" stamp.

"Bloody Hell!!" I'm thinking to myself....

"Hey,how about I give you their web address,and you can order from them" I blurted out,starting to slowly paint myself into a corner.

"Well,I don't have internet access..." he said in a disappointed tone.

"Oh that's tooo bad" I chirpped,trying to hide my joy in that fact.

"Well,I'll tell you what.Tomorrow I'll give you some toll free numbers of a few places where you can get great deals and probably get them shipped for free and you won't have to pay our bloody state excise"I told him.

He was more than happy,but not as happy as I was for getting off the hook that easily.:-P So now I've got some numbers written down for him to call.

You're not on there.I get the feeling he's not looking for Hab's.

Sorry,but I just don't think I should've referred him to your wonderful site yet.I just don't know him well enough.:-D

By the way,the hat is great.It almost fits my huge cranium.

Thanks,guys!!

[El Presidente]

Mikey

Tell nobody Nothin unless they know the FOH secret code.

You: " I wished upon a southern star"

Delivery Man "That today I bring a package from Czar"

:lookaround: :lookaround:

[Mikey]

;-) Wink,wink...nudge,nudge.

know what I mean,know what I mean...

Say no more.

[Wiley]

I know that your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberry. That's all I know...

[Tampa1257]

Give them [link]www.Overstockcigars.com[/link], I have a buddy that runs that place and I can bet the Non-Cuban cigars from there would be a hell of a lot cheaper than what he is paying retail. The phone number is 1-888-65-cigar. Gets you out of the Dog house and if he checks them out will be falling all over you for your help finding some great cigars at a discounted price. NO they DO NOT carry Czar's Special Cigars either.

[Ken Gargett]

» Mikey

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» Tell nobody Nothin unless they know the FOH secret code.

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» You: " I wished upon a southern star"

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» Delivery Man "That today I bring a package from Czar"

i wished upon a southern star???? with all your spare time, is that the best you could do? what about 'twinkle twinkle..'

"Scintilate scintilate globule vivific

Fain would I ponder thy nature specific

High above the ether capacious

Like a mineral carbonaceous."

[El Presidente]

Ken.

I took my Lyric lead from Bruce Springsteen

[Ken Gargett]

» Ken.

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» I took my Lyric lead from Bruce Springsteen

now that you have terminally embarassed, nay shamed, yourself, your family, any future grandchildren that may unfortunately emerge from any of your current progeny, not to mention this forum and your country, and while the entire world hangs its head in collective humiliation, as a result of your inane dribblings about the Chosen One, i could say that i plead with you, even dream of a day when you desist (but as He says, 'is a dream a lie if it don't come true, or is it something worse?').

instead, i will merely state that this is my last posting on this issue as to indulge you in any form of debate would be to allow the for possibile inference by any that may have been living in outer space for the last three decades that the greatness of the Boss is actually a matter for discussion and not a divine immutable decree.

the end.