judge with a sense of humour

[Ken Gargett]

[Islandboy]

If that’s not motivation to commit murder, I don’t know what is.

[rcarlson]

A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out. As he walked to the door she yelled, "I hope you die a long, slow, painful death." He turned around and said, "So, you want me to stay?"