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19 minutes ago, CaptainQuintero said:

 You have to buy flowers and take them on dates first 

oh I have a "Zelda" - just looking for that volume knob.

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My wife has a bitch switch. I am extremely fortunate to have a woman as wonderful as my wife. But sometimes, when things get a little heated, I have to reach around to the back of her neck, and turn her bitch switch off. As soon as I  do this we get a laugh out of it. Amazing how it works.

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15 hours ago, TBird55 said:

My wife has a bitch switch. I am extremely fortunate to have a woman as wonderful as my wife. But sometimes, when things get a little heated, I have to reach around to the back of her neck, and turn her bitch switch off. As soon as I  do this we get a laugh out of it. Amazing how it works.

I need one - mine can go from 0 to bitch in 3 seconds flat.

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1 hour ago, GrouchoMarx said:

I need one - mine can go from 0 to bitch in 3 seconds flat.

Well the next time she is a bit bitchy, reach around to the back of her neck, tell her you just turned her bitch switch off. Let us know what happens....

 

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When my Zelda gets angry, I just start laughing a good belly laugh and I keep at it. Works consistently in de-escalating the non-issues of married life ?

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