Hump Day Humour: Warning - NSFWives

[MoeFOH]

[rckymtn22]

[GrouchoMarx]

Confused - no details on where to buy one?

[CaptainQuintero]

  On 4/17/2019 at 2:30 PM, GrouchoMarx said:

Confused - no details on where to buy one?

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 You have to buy flowers and take them on dates first 

[GrouchoMarx]

  On 4/17/2019 at 3:45 PM, CaptainQuintero said:

 You have to buy flowers and take them on dates first 

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oh I have a "Zelda" - just looking for that volume knob.

[TBird55]

My wife has a bitch switch. I am extremely fortunate to have a woman as wonderful as my wife. But sometimes, when things get a little heated, I have to reach around to the back of her neck, and turn her bitch switch off. As soon as I  do this we get a laugh out of it. Amazing how it works.

[GrouchoMarx]

  On 4/17/2019 at 10:04 PM, TBird55 said:

My wife has a bitch switch. I am extremely fortunate to have a woman as wonderful as my wife. But sometimes, when things get a little heated, I have to reach around to the back of her neck, and turn her bitch switch off. As soon as I  do this we get a laugh out of it. Amazing how it works.

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I need one - mine can go from 0 to bitch in 3 seconds flat.

[TBird55]

  On 4/18/2019 at 1:20 PM, GrouchoMarx said:

I need one - mine can go from 0 to bitch in 3 seconds flat.

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Well the next time she is a bit bitchy, reach around to the back of her neck, tell her you just turned her bitch switch off. Let us know what happens....

 

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When my Zelda gets angry, I just start laughing a good belly laugh and I keep at it. Works consistently in de-escalating the non-issues of married life ?