We all have them, are you ready to show us yours?...

[MoeFOH]

No. Put your pants back on. Not that sort of post. 

What annoying habits do you robustly exhibit around the house which drive your partner, family, housemates, and perhaps even yourself, mad? Leaving clothes on the floor, never taking the recycling out till you look like a raging alcoholic, the age-old toilet seat infraction, shoes in the hallway, hookers coming over, doing drugs in front of the in-laws... all that standard sort of fare. 

For me, I have a genetic disorder (you might have noticed on other evidence...6:2:1 vids), that prevents me from ever doing the washing of the dishes in one single effort. I prefer phases. Many soaking phases. Sometimes over several days... drives everyone I've ever lived with nuts. My sister suffers from the same affliction. Thus, I feel it must be genetic and pointless to fight against. 

Come clean. What do you do around the house that really gets the goat of others?

[CigarScentedBeard]

I don't have any issues. There is a magical sorcerer in my home. The strangest thing happens....... When I set something down (dish, dirty clothes, coffee cup........ Even trash.) BAM! IT DISAPPEARS!!!!! Right after it disappears, it reappears where it should have been.

 

So I wish I could join innon this, but I have a magical ghost that fixes the house for me.

[tsuh]

I like to have the television on even though no one in the house is watching it.  The background noise is soothing to me but annoying to others!

 

Oh well!

[alloy]

Going out on the balcony of our apartment and spend several hours smoking and reading science fiction. Drives my wife and daughter nuts. "You smell like a chimney!" "Go take a shower!". 

[Diabolicalpherpher]

Because of the placement of the toilet paper holder in our bathroom, I take the toilet paper off the holder to dispense said toilet paper and fold it for use.  I am refined unlike my wife who is a scruncher/wadder but thats another debate. After taking the toilet paper roll off, I place it back on to the holder which is the pivoting arm type instead of the spring loaded version. I had a habit of not putting the pivoting arm all the way back down which made my wife furious.

One day I'm in the bathroom and was trying to get my toilet paper roll off but I had a hard time doing so.  With a bit of force, I was able to lift the arm up and realized there were some weird plastic residue on the arm. Then I tried to lift the second toilet paper holder up ( that's right, we have two toilet paper holders, primary and backup ) but it would not budge.  I realized then, what the residue was.  My wife who fixes anything and everything with a glue gun, had glue gunned the pivoting arms shut. 

So I texted her to ask if she had glue gunned the toilet paper holders. I also asked her how we were supposed to replace the toilet paper once it was out. I did not get an answer but miraculously by the time I got home from work, the pivoting arms were free.  Because of this, I do not forget to put the arm all the way down so I guess it worked out.

[Fuzz]

56 minutes ago, Diabolicalpherpher said:

Because of the placement of the toilet paper holder in our bathroom, I take the toilet paper off the holder to dispense said toilet paper and fold it for use.  I am refined unlike my wife who is a scruncher/wadder but thats another debate. After taking the toilet paper roll off, I place it back on to the holder which is the pivoting arm type instead of the spring loaded version. I had a habit of not putting the pivoting arm all the way back down which made my wife furious.

One day I'm in the bathroom and was trying to get my toilet paper roll off but I had a hard time doing so.  With a bit of force, I was able to lift the arm up and realized there were some weird plastic residue on the arm. Then I tried to lift the second toilet paper holder up ( that's right, we have two toilet paper holders, primary and backup ) but it would not budge.  I realized then, what the residue was.  My wife who fixes anything and everything with a glue gun, had glue gunned the pivoting arms shut. 

So I texted her to ask if she had glue gunned the toilet paper holders. I also asked her how we were supposed to replace the toilet paper once it was out. I did not get an answer but miraculously by the time I got home from work, the pivoting arms were free.  Because of this, I do not forget to put the arm all the way down so I guess it worked out.

Why not just glue the pivoting arm into the lifted position?

[Diabolicalpherpher]

20 minutes ago, Fuzz said:

Why not just glue the pivoting arm into the lifted position?

I see you are trying to thin the herd for the next 24:24. 

[gweilgi]

I have no such bad habits.

I am perfect in every way.

I say this in the full confidence that She Who Must Be Obeyed does not read this forum.

[Shelby07]

You are delusional my friend. We all don’t have bad habits. I am proof of that. 

[Guest Nekhyludov]

I smoke cigars. 

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[Islandboy]

So aside from the annoying habit of smoking cigars (she's showing signs of acceptance after 3 years ?) , I apparently have a bad habit of making crunching noises whenever eating anything... crunchy. This has been known to awaken the goddess from sleep, and arrest her snoring ways. I've said too much. 

[LGC]

Forgetting to turn the exhaust on before I take a dump. I don’t like getting off the toilet seat when a steamy one has already dropped down the chute. If I ever build another house, the damn exhaust switch will be wired in right next to the toilet at eye level.