Popular Post peteando Posted January 11, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted January 11, 2019 Avoiding steerage class and associated body odor on Qantas altogether, you’ll be teleported in to the body of El Prez for 24 glorious hours! Your itinerary is as follows: 8:00 a.m.: Wake up. Eat Vegemite on something (required) 8:30 a.m.: Depart for the Czar shop 8:35 a.m.: Land Rover begins to spontaneously combust and wheels fall off. Get out of there before you get burnt and hitch a ride! 9:00 a.m.: Answer emails. Typical example “Your forum recommended I coat the end of my cigar in earwax and now it tastes terrible! I demand a refund.” 11:00 a.m.: Make selections for 24:24. Plan to post thread 30 seconds late just to toy with the folks who are continuously hitting refresh hoping for Q’Dorsay to pop up. 1:00 p.m.: Head to Ken’s. Try some old port of dubious origin. Talk about giant spiders or rugby or something. Make a video review of an entirely overpriced regional. 4:00 p.m.: Hit the beach! Grab a couple of aged Sir Winnies to accompany you. 8:00 p.m.: Your carriage turned back to a pumpkin. Grab a couple boxes of Siglo VI to take back with you. Price $10000 U.S. In or out? 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markspring1978 Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 I’d do it if I had unlimited license in responding to the emails. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGipper Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 5 hours ago, peteando said: Price $10000 U.S. In or out? $10k not nearly enough. I'd need 5x that at least. Oh wait, I misunderstood...you mean *we* would have to pay the $10k? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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