El Prez for a day

[peteando]

Avoiding steerage class and associated body odor on Qantas altogether, you’ll be teleported in to the body of El Prez for 24 glorious hours!

 

Your itinerary is as follows:

 

8:00 a.m.:  Wake up.  Eat Vegemite on something (required)

8:30 a.m.:  Depart for the Czar shop

8:35 a.m.:  Land Rover begins to spontaneously combust and wheels fall off.  Get out of there before you get burnt and hitch a ride!

9:00 a.m.:  Answer emails.  Typical example “Your forum recommended I coat the end of my cigar in earwax and now it tastes terrible!  I demand a refund.”    

11:00 a.m.:  Make selections for 24:24.  Plan to post thread 30 seconds late just to toy with the folks who are continuously hitting refresh hoping for Q’Dorsay to pop up.

1:00 p.m.:  Head to Ken’s.  Try some old port of dubious origin.  Talk about giant spiders or rugby or something.  Make a video review of an entirely overpriced regional. 

4:00 p.m.:  Hit the beach!  Grab a couple of aged Sir Winnies to accompany you.

8:00 p.m.:  Your carriage turned back to a pumpkin.  Grab a couple boxes of Siglo VI to take back with you.

 

Price $10000 U.S.  In or out? 

[Markspring1978]

I’d do it if I had unlimited license in responding to the emails. 

[TheGipper]

5 hours ago, peteando said:

Price $10000 U.S.  In or out? 

$10k not nearly enough.  I'd need 5x that at least.

 

Oh wait, I misunderstood...you mean *we* would have to pay the $10k?