The humble donkey and the vain horse joke

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Donkey is sat in the pub minding his own business. Horse strides in, and starts mouthing off to everyone in the bar about how amazing he is.  Horse settles next to Donkey, and says

Horse:      "yeah, eh! tough life isn't it!? a mean i'm retired now, you know, after 3 grand national wins, and 2 Melbourne gold cups etc it's nice to take is easy, have a pint, and just take the world in?

Donkey: "thats nice"

Horse:    "yep, I'm not going to lie, they're pretty amazing life achievements..............what have you achieved in life Donkey?"

Donkey:   "Not much, mostly just carrying kids around on a beach in summer, for £1 a go"

Horse:   "oh.......errr......AWKWARD!!,    Anyway, were having a great time, why don't we go back to your place, and we can have a few more beers, and i can tell you some more stories"

Donkey:  "errrrrr!? ok I guess"

They trot of to Donkeys house and go through the front door into the living room.

Horse: "Whats this massive picture of a Zebra on the wall Donkey? and all these medals??

Donkey:    "Oh that..............thats just from when I used to play for Juventus"