Stolen Humor for Today

[Drguano]

An Irish women has twins, and decides to give them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named ‘Amal.’ Another goes to a family in China and is named ‘Wan.’ Years later, Wan decided to send a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, “But they are twins. If you’ve seen Wan, you’ve seen Amal.”

Thanks to Gary O Dowd

[gweilgi]

<GROAN>

Love it....

[Jeremy Festa]

Gonna add to this for today... 

A heavily pregnant Irish women gets into a car accident and goes into a coma.

After nearly six months, she wakes up to find that she is no longer pregnant.

Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, “well lass, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them, they are safe and with your family.”

The woman says "Oh no, not my brother! He’s an eeejit" Expecting the worst, she reluctantly asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"

"Denise," the doctor says.

The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not such a bad name! I like Denise!"

Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" The doctor replies, "DeNephew."

Have a great day!