Popular Post Ken Gargett Posted January 31, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted January 31, 2018 A policeman pulled over a driver who had been weaving in and out of the traffic. He approached the car window and said "Sir I need you to blow into this breathalyzer". The man reaches into his pocket and produces a doctor's note. On it was written: "This man suffers from chronic asthma. Please do not make him perform any action that may leave him short of breath". The policeman said "Okay, then I need you to come and give a blood sample" The man produced another letter. This one said: "This man is a haemophiliac. Please do not cause him to bleed in any way". So the officer said: "Right, I need a urine sample then". The man produces a third letter from his pocket. It read: "This man plays Cricket for England, please don't take the piss out of him" 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drguano Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 Ha! What’s cricket? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PapaDisco Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 18 minutes ago, Drguano said: Ha! What’s cricket? Ooh I see a fight comin' on! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrankYanker Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 30 minutes ago, Drguano said: Ha! What’s cricket? Stick ball right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted February 1, 2018 Author Share Posted February 1, 2018 no fight at all. each to their own. but seriously, as much as i love our neighbours across the pond, such thin ice when they try and bag cricket. you have cricket-lite with baseball. good grief. even our crappy versions of cricket, the one day and 20 20 rubbish are infinitely more complex and interesting and skillful - yes, i said it - than baseball. sure, it has its attractions but americans et al, attacking cricket is like that proverbial mossie on an elephant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drguano Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 Just kidding, lads! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drguano Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 We take our cricket quite seriously at Casa del Guano... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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