El Presidente Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Thanks to JK! Mick, from Dublin, appeared on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 euros. "You've done very well so far," said Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter, "but for a million euros you've only got one life-line left, phone a friend. Everything is riding on this question. Will you go for it?""Sure," said Mick. "I'll have a go!" "Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest? a) Sparrow Canaryc) Magpie d) Cuckoo "I haven't got a clue." said Mick, ''So I'll use my last lifeline and phone my friend Paddy back home in Dublin..." Mick called up his mate, and told him the circumstances and repeated the question to him."Fookin hell, Mick!" cried Paddy. "Dat's simple it's a cuckoo." "Are you sure?" "I'm fookin sure." Mick hung up the phone and told Chris, "I'll go with cuckoo as my answer." "Is that your final answer?" asked Chris. "Dat it is." There was a long, long pause and then the presenter screamed, "Cuckoo is the correct answer! Mick, you've won 1 million euros!"The next night, Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy him a drink."Tell me, Paddy? How in Heaven's name did you know it was da Cuckoo that doesn't build its own nest?" "Because he lives in a Fookin clock!” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtejada Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 That Was Good Prez! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Can't we all just get along? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drguano Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Have the names been changed to protect Andy the innocent? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuffDaddie Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 ha ha good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Nice! Thanks for sharing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted January 9, 2015 Author Share Posted January 9, 2015 Have the names been changed to protect Andy the innocent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvel79 Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Now that's Fookin funny!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IPORTER Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Good one!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramon_cojones Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 that was great had no idea what was coming LOL!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmittyinAZ Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 I think I know Mick and Paddy! hahaha good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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