ogus Posted July 15, 2014 Posted July 15, 2014 Husband forgets wife's birthday. She angrily says "When I come home I expect to find something in the driveway that goes Zero to 200 in less than 10 seconds." Later she returns to find a gift box sitting in the driveway. On it is written "For You." She opens it to find a bathroom scale. 1
Paul3 Posted July 17, 2014 Posted July 17, 2014 Husband (running in the front door): Honey, pack your bags. I just won the million dollar lottery! Wife: oh my God that's incredible. Where are we going? Husband (still excited): I don't care...just get out!
mncz Posted July 17, 2014 Posted July 17, 2014 That guy will need to retain that scale for when he's shaping up for a new wife.
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