ogus Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Husband forgets wife's birthday. She angrily says "When I come home I expect to find something in the driveway that goes Zero to 200 in less than 10 seconds." Later she returns to find a gift box sitting in the driveway. On it is written "For You." She opens it to find a bathroom scale. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habana Mike Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Ouch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clynch Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Haha Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REASON Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 I nearly feel of my seat. good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintsmokealot Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 That's some funny stuff!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armaniac Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Love it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul3 Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Husband (running in the front door): Honey, pack your bags. I just won the million dollar lottery! Wife: oh my God that's incredible. Where are we going? Husband (still excited): I don't care...just get out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mncz Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 That guy will need to retain that scale for when he's shaping up for a new wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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