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Rob's recent "What NOT to do after a Heart Op." thread reminded me of this joke. Enjoy! :spotlight:

A man recently turned 65 and had to choose a new primary care physician for his Medicare program.

After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the doctor said he was doing "fairly well" for his age.

A little concerned about that comment, the man couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I will live to be 80?"

The doctor asked: Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?"

"Oh no," the man replied. "I don't do drugs, either."

"Do you have many friends and entertain frequently?"

"The man said, "No, I usually stay home and keep to myself".

"Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"

The man said, "No, my other doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"

"No, I don't," said the man.

"Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"

"No," the man said. "I don't do any of those things."

The doctor looked at the man and said, "Then why do you give a s**t?!"

Moral of the joke: life is short, live it up! :D:party: (but of course, be safe)

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*AMEN, dude! Tell it! Tell it!!! :buddies::2thumbs:

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:clap::rotfl:

Just keep on :party: & :hungry: & :love:

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