My first review so lets start at rock bottom.

Reaver2145 · December 18, 2011

With a cigar that i wish they would do a video review of just because of the lethality that would insue.

Everyone's favourite Guantanamera Cristales.

Lets have some back story on why i stoop to smoking one of these every year for the past decade.

One of my friends goes to cuba to go fishing and every year i give him a list and some cash to buy me a box of bolivar royal coronas or maybe cohiba lanceros but every year on the trot the con artists in cuba somehow con him into thinking that these compost sticks are the best thing to hit the world since sliced bread thank god i get almost all my cash back each time.

Now i dont have photos of this THANK GOD so ill link a dancing midget instead (LOOK AT THAT HAIR ITS EPIC)

EPIC DANCING

Now onto the "thing"

Appearance 0/10

Well it comes in a cheap clear plastic tubo which i spose with the right gear could be used for other things.

The cigar itself is pre cut with pieces of tobacco falling out the end the wrapper leaf looks and feels like used sandpaper with green blotches and vains overall it looks like a blind chimp with no arms or legs rolled these with the cheeks of his buttocks.

Aroma 0/10

Go stick your head in the compost heap for a few mins and you might be coming close to the smell or if you dont have a compost heap goto a porta potty after a large week long industrial/cyber goth rock fest.

Draw 8/10

It was actuality the best part of this cigar sure the taste from it was fowl but the draw was good.

1/3 -193673/10

What can i say if montie opens give you a toasty tobacco flavour these give you a toasty manure flavour with hints of garbage and red/blue waffle.

2/3 no rating

Im trying not to remember this go away.

3/3 ITS JUST CHICKEN ITS JUST CHICKEN ITS JUST CHICKEN

Overall -193665/10

It wasnt just chicken and the only reason i smoked it all was because the guy was sat next to me THE ENTIRE TIME.

Overall for the price i paid ALMOST £5 EACH i would put 3 more quid towards something good like a punch petite punch or a partagas short.