Trevor2118 Posted December 4, 2011 Posted December 4, 2011 Press Release Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be distributed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thoughtfor the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no idea of what to do with them.
JSPEC Posted December 4, 2011 Posted December 4, 2011 And even in 2040 cigar smoking will be frowned upon! I could think of so many far worse things in this world that should be controlled and warrant investigation but it is easy to point the finger. Oh well, at least brothers of the leaf will be able to sit down have a drink and a fine cigar and laugh at all these muppets! Liquid viagara? Really!? Just wait until some kids start uncovering the wonderous effects lol
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