First Lady Posted September 9, 2011 Posted September 9, 2011 Murphy and Seamus wanted to go drinking but were running extremely low on funds Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.' He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. Seamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at all!' Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.' He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jameson Whisky. Seamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't even got any money to pay for these drinks !!' Murphy replied, with a smile: 'Don't worry, I have a plan, Cheers! ' They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, now here's the plan. I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.' The barman immediately noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free. At the tenth pub Seamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm absolutely drunk and me knees are killing me!' Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which pub I lost the sausage in!
Ryan Posted September 9, 2011 Posted September 9, 2011 I was SURE this thread was going to continue with "Murphy and Seamus discover evidence for the Higgs-Boson at the large hadron collider at CERN", but no, more hate towards the irish! Fine, actually this works and you don't even have to waste the money on the sausage. Though a packets of mints the next morning would be considerate.
thechenman Posted September 9, 2011 Posted September 9, 2011 Hilarious Lise...absolutely hilarious...
77stoneblues Posted September 9, 2011 Posted September 9, 2011 I habe to admit, I stole this one for work! It was a huge hit on the shop floor!
IcedCanuck Posted September 9, 2011 Posted September 9, 2011 hahahaha, that was a good one for sure :clap:
celsis Posted September 9, 2011 Posted September 9, 2011 Why are Irish jokes so simple? So the English can understand them!
Warren Posted September 11, 2011 Posted September 11, 2011 Do you know how to tell which is the Irish man on an oil rig? He's the one throwing bread crumbs to the helecopter. Do you know why the Irish man wore a belt and suspenders? To be sure to be sure.
First Lady Posted September 12, 2011 Author Posted September 12, 2011 Glad you like guys... I had a good laugh
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