THOR!

[Montaigut]

Thor wakes up after a wild night of orgy in Valhalla only to find this gorgeous blonde Walkyrie lying besides him.

"Hi" he says "I'm Thor"

"You're thor" she says, "I'm tho thor I can hardly pith"!

[cigcars]

***And thpeaking of lithpth:

One evening (when it was still safe for young kids to walk the streets w/out a parent) a little boy knocked on these people's door holding up a small kitten. The lady of the house answers the door and the little boy says, "Would you like to buy a tute titten?" "What?!" said the lady. "Would you like to buy a tute titten?" She called her husband to the door and said, "Now what did you say, little boy?" "Would you like to buy a tute titten?" still holding the little cat up expectantly. She called her guests to the door while still subduing amused little chuckles and asked, "Now would you say that again, little boy?" Sighing, but still trying to be pleasing and soliciting, the little boy says, "Would you like to buy a tute titten?" They all stood there smiling at him, subduing cute chuckles, obviously taken by his cute little lisp but never saying anything. The little boy finally said, "Lithen. Do you want thith Dod damn tat or not?"

[Fuzz]

A dwarf with a lisp goes to a stud farm to buy a horse, "I'd like to buy a horth" he says to the owner of the farm.

"What sort of horse ?" asks the owner.

"A female horth", the dwarf replies and so the owner takes him to his finest mare.

"Nithe horth", says the dwarf, "Can I thee her eyth?".

The owner patiently picks up the dwarf and shows him the horse's eyes.

"Nithe eyth" says the dwarf, "Can I thee her teeth?".

Again, the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horse's teeth.

"Nithe teeth, can I see her eerth?" the dwarf says.

By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again,picks up the dwarf and shows him the horse's ears.

"Nithe eerth", says the dwarf, "Can I see her twot?"

With this, the owner picks up the dwarf and shoves his head deep inside the horse's ****** and holds him there for a few seconds before pulling him out and putting him down.

The dwarf shakes his head and says, "Perhaps I should weefwaze that, can I see her wun awound?"