First Lady Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured. Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched -with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, 'this is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?' 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemmycaution Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick17 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 LMFAO WIN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt14 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 Was the therapist a woman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidl Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 NOT FUNNY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
celsis Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 Kewl!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frenchkiwi Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched -with a raised eyebrow. funny, i'm always offering this type of therapy... to my own wife for starters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oliverchang514 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 I look forward to these posts from you Lisa.. well that's 2-2 for now.. batting avg at Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
investandprosper Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Hahaha! Love it Lisa! I'm going to tell this one to the Mrs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghabanos Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Can someone recommend a doc for my wife??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#2 man Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Best one yet Lisa !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyemv Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 That's great Lisa. I needed the laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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