Trevor2118 Posted June 10, 2011 Posted June 10, 2011 Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. Squirrel who runs up womans' leg will not find nuts. Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion. Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted. Man who eats many prunes get good run for money. War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. Man who drives like hell is bound to get there. Man who stands on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. Finally CONFUCIUS MIGHT WELL HAVE SAID. . .. "A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!" Well....it is Friday
Fuzz Posted June 10, 2011 Posted June 10, 2011 Man with erection, walking sideways through airport turnstile, is going to Bangkok.
Warren Posted June 10, 2011 Posted June 10, 2011 Confucius say man with poultry farm have large cock and pullet.
gr8tdanz Posted June 10, 2011 Posted June 10, 2011 Confucius say man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day
cigcars Posted June 10, 2011 Posted June 10, 2011 *Confucious say: Crowded elevator smell different to midget* ?
capspackle Posted June 10, 2011 Posted June 10, 2011 Confucius say: Man who has girl on ground have piece on earth. Man who has girl in back seat have hot rod. Man who fart in church sit in his own pew. Impossible to rape girl. Girl ran faster with skirt up than man with pants down.
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