Why won't my girlfriend get intimate without lighting up a cigar?

[El Presidente]

Why won't my girlfriend get intimate without lighting up a cigar?

From Daily Mirror 26/4/2011

http://www.mirror.co.uk/life-style/kids-an...15875-23086497/

Coleen 25.04.11 CigarDear Coleen,

I don’t understand my partner. She’s taken up cigars and says it’s very sexy to smoke them, which I kind of agree with.

But every time we start getting intimate, she lights up. And if she hasn’t got a cigar, she won’t get close.

Do you think this is strange? I’d love your opinion.

Coleen says..

I think it’s only strange if you make it strange. It’s obviously just something that makes her feel sexy.

If I were you, I’d just make sure there are at least 10 Hamlets to hand at all times. I usually advise having condoms in the bedside cabinet – never cigars – but I suppose there’s always a first time for everything.

Look at it this way, at least you’ll never run out of ideas for birthday or Christmas presents!

[bc8436]

I'd be scared of the molten ashes!

[docbp87]

That man has no idea how lucky he is...

[gigabyte056]

Pictures please

[dicko]

That man has no idea how lucky he is...

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Pictures please

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I reckon tubos may come in handy

[CBL]

What a sad problem to have....

Although if a girl stops to light a cigar every time you're about to put pen to paper, that'll really kill the mood, no matter how cool it might seem

[markmurase]

I think we need this girl's phone number

[Warren]

It wouldn't surprise me to find out her name is Monica.