It pays to use the Sergeant Schultz Defence.

[El Presidente]

Wayne, N.J., hospital pharmacy manager Leonardo Zoppa, 34, was summoned to a meeting with the hospital's security director but arrived noticeably nervous, inquired about the agenda, and eventually volunteered that it was he who had set up that secret surveillance camera in a men's rest room -- and that he has "a problem." The security director said he was taken aback because the only purpose of the meeting was to advise Zoppa of routine security code changes. [star-Ledger, 11-11-10]

[laficion]

Now he has two problems

[SandmanTR]

Wayne, N.J., hospital pharmacy manager Leonardo Zoppa, 34, was summoned to a meeting with the hospital's security director but arrived noticeably nervous, inquired about the agenda, and eventually volunteered that it was he who had set up that secret surveillance camera in a men's rest room -- and that he has "a problem." The security director said he was taken aback because the only purpose of the meeting was to advise Zoppa of routine security code changes. [star-Ledger, 11-11-10]

I bet he has a real problem playing poker too.

[anacostiakat]

I know nothzing. Nothzing!

[MrGlass]

Now he has two problems

I think he has more than two....

[rfenst]

Wayne, N.J., hospital pharmacy manager Leonardo Zoppa, 34, was summoned to a meeting with the hospital's security director but arrived noticeably nervous, inquired about the agenda, and eventually volunteered that it was he who had set up that secret surveillance camera in a men's rest room -- and that he has "a problem." The security director said he was taken aback because the only purpose of the meeting was to advise Zoppa of routine security code changes. [star-Ledger, 11-11-10]

What a total idiot. Even my kids have their game plan down pat.* Wait until accused. Don't respond until you absolutely must, then: "Deny. Deny. Deny. Blame it on the accuser!"+

* Their Dad is a lawyer.

+ Only to be used playfully.

[cubanmule7]

Thats funny, Thats MY kids MO too!!