brizzy cop on patrol

[Ken Gargett]

one of our young constabulary out on patrol recently came across a bunch of pissed idiots, including a local rapper called 'fluence' (i'm sure that is exactly what his mum christened him).

this was his response and how he handled things.

apparently, the powers that be have 'spoken' with him for politically incorrect behaviour. which suggests that the powers that be are the biggest dills around. i thought he should have got a medal.

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[rckymtn22]

Guess the big wigs much rather the beat guys bust heads than talk the situation out. Typical .... call out the riot squad

[First Lady]

Give him a medal... he defused the situation in the only way these idiots could understand

Well done

[asmith]

He should have popped a cap in his ass that would have shut his rhyming up.

[dicko]

Give him a medal... he defused the situation in the only way these idiots could understand

Well done

Exactly! How anyone could be seriously offended by that...

[whiskeynwine]

Job well done. Here at home that situation would have turned into a full blown riot.

[Ken Gargett]

He should have popped a cap in his ass that would have shut his rhyming up.

"popped a cap in his ass"????? seriously, smithy, how much C grade tv do you watch?

[Colt45]

"popped a cap in his ass"????? seriously, smithy, how much C grade tv do you watch?

C'mon Special K - you've been known to drop some rhymes in your time.....

[Ken Gargett]

C'mon Special K - you've been known to drop some rhymes in your time.....

that's a rhyme?

[CanuckSARTech]

"popped a cap in his ass"????? seriously, smithy, how much C grade tv do you watch?

This from the guy who wants to gun down politicians, the power company, priests, etc., etc.??!?!!

[Colt45]

that's a rhyme?

Sorry, Thug Lite - I'll give it another shot:

once upon a time I began to rhyme

didn't make it rich got paid a dime

rose through the ranks it took some time

now you can't touch me I'm in my prime

girlies all love me think I'm so fine

goblets of gold when I drink my wine

mahogany bed don't mess with pine

smokin' Czar Customs oh so divine

only the finest when I'm out to dine

threads of silk with shoes that shine

only carry hundreds no economic decline

never take a loan all I own is mine

Out.

[Ken Gargett]

This from the guy who wants to gun down politicians, the power company, priests, etc., etc.??!?!!

i do not want to gun down priests!! i have a massive problem with those priests, or anyone else, who have used their position to abuse children. or those in the church who have protected those offenders. from that, it seems some myth has arisen that i am opposed to all priests. i have friends who are priests. i know only too well that a great many of them do wonderful work.

and colt, you have put smithers to shame.

[thechenman]

Nice Colt...didn't know you had it in you...

Sorry, Thug Lite - I'll give it another shot:

once upon a time I began to rhyme

didn't make it rich got paid a dime

rose through the ranks it took some time

now you can't touch me I'm in my prime

girlies all love me think I'm so fine

goblets of gold when I drink my wine

mahogany bed don't mess with pine

smokin' Czar Customs oh so divine

only the finest when I'm out to dine

threads of silk with shoes that shine

only carry hundreds no economic decline

never take a loan all I own is mine

Out.

[Colt45]

...didn't know you had it in you...

Ken's my inspiration as you can see

Inspiring me to be all that I can be

[laficion]

Sorry, Thug Lite - I'll give it another shot:

once upon a time I began to rhyme

didn't make it rich got paid a dime

rose through the ranks it took some time

now you can't touch me I'm in my prime

girlies all love me think I'm so fine

goblets of gold when I drink my wine

mahogany bed don't mess with pine

smokin' Czar Customs oh so divine

only the finest when I'm out to dine

threads of silk with shoes that shine

only carry hundreds no economic decline

never take a loan all I own is mine

Out.

Ross,

You never cease to surprise me, LOL LOL

Well done and said

[CanuckSARTech]

i do not want to gun down priests!!...

Just stirring, Ken. Have you had your blood pressure checked lately?

Sorry, Thug Lite - I'll give it another shot:

once upon a time I began to rhyme

didn't make it rich got paid a dime

rose through the ranks it took some time

now you can't touch me I'm in my prime

girlies all love me think I'm so fine

goblets of gold when I drink my wine

mahogany bed don't mess with pine

smokin' Czar Customs oh so divine

only the finest when I'm out to dine

threads of silk with shoes that shine

only carry hundreds no economic decline

never take a loan all I own is mine

Out.

Holy cow, Batman. P-Diddy Ross, in da house!!!!

LOL. Like a true pro - product placement and everything!

[Ken Gargett]

Just stirring, Ken. Have you had your blood pressure checked lately?

sits around 106/75 tho no idea how when i look around.