The Black Bra

[First Lady]

The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.

One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..

Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:

The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.

He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.

I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and Mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,

Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.

When he came in the door and saw me he said:

"What's for dinner, Zorro?"

[mhartnett]

Ha!

[investandprosper]

Haha, I had a good laugh at this one

[LeafLover]

LOL.

But, I don't think I would ever say that to my wife if that situation presents itself....EVER!

[Wicky]

[quote name='First Lady' date='Sep 6 2010, 06:10 PM'

"What's for dinner, Zorro?"

Thats what I would say to her 5 minutes later!

[#2 man]

That's funny !!!

[SnakeHips]

What was the correct response? I think I missed it.

[First Lady]

Smarty pants LOLOL

[Mr. Japan]

Brava!

[cigarros]