Ian Spector - The Truth about Chuck Norris

[MIKA27]

Ian Spector - The Truth about Chuck Norris - 400 facts about the worlds greatest human.

Ian Spector, webmaster of the site which started the Chuck Norris meme and survivor of a real-life encounter with Chuck himself, has selected the 400 most kick-ass facts from his library of thousands, as well as illustrations as awesome as the man himself. This death-defying volume includes such awe-inspiring observations as:

• A cobra once bit Chuck Norris’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

• Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard.

• When an episode of “Walker, Texas Ranger” aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

• Chuck Norris was the first person to tame a dinosaur.

• Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands. Afterward, they were renamed The Islands.

• Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris’s house is a Total Gym.

We're all aware of the Chuck Norris jokes but to have it all in one book would be great! I love the illustrations.

You can buy the Book HERE:

[Fuzz]

Ian Spector - The Truth about Chuck Norris - 400 facts about the worlds greatest human.

Sorry Mika, but the author got it wrong. Chuck Norris ain't human.... humans are but merely a shadow of Chuck Norris!

Though I think Barry "The Cougar" Dawson could give Chuck a run for his money.

[CBL]

I saw this book in my local bookshop a couple of weeks ago, there's also a second book by Ian Spector about Chuck Norris I kinda wanted to buy it, but it was a little overpriced for something that has been on the net for years now Bought a Wide Churchill instead

After seeing the illustrations it might be worth it actually!