How you get a baby

[joeypots]

A small child told her mother one morning, "Mommy, I know how you get a baby."

"Oh really!, Tell me how, honey. How does mommy get a baby?" The mother asks.

"Well first", the child replies, "You and daddy kiss. Then you hug a lot and rub each other. Then you take off your clothes, then mommy starts to kiss daddy on the belly. Then you start to kiss daddy on his..."

"Oh, no, no, dear." interrupts the mother. "Thats not how mommy gets a baby, that's how mommy gets jewelry."

[samb]

LOL!