Friday Funny

[First Lady]

Grandpa stays Calm

A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved

3 year-old grandson.

It's obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child screaming

for sweets in the sweet aisle, biscuits in the biscuit aisle; and for fruit,

cereal and pop in the other aisles.

Meanwhile, Gramps is working his way around, saying in a controlled voice,

"Easy, William, we won't be long . . . easy, boy."

Another outburst, and she hears the granddad calmly say, "It's okay,

William, just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in there,

boy."

At the checkout, the little terror is throwing items out of the trolley,

and Gramps says again in a controlled voice, "William, William, relax buddy,

don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes; stay cool, William."

Very impressed, the woman goes outside where the grandfather is loading

his groceries and the boy into the car.

She said to the elderly gentleman, "It's none of my business, but you were

amazing in there. I don't know how you did it. That whole time, you kept

your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just

calmly kept saying things would be okay. William is very lucky to have you

as his grandpa."

"Thanks, lady," said the grandfather, "but I'm William . .. ... the little

bastard's name is Kevin."

[Habanakane21]

Very funny Lisa!!! I'll have to remember that one day when I have grandchildren!

[samb]

:rotfl:

[kjellfrick]

Haha, Lisa, I've got to remember that! I was gifted my first grandson today when my daughter delivered a boy to the world. World...look out!

[Habanos2000]

Haha, Lisa, I've got to remember that! I was gifted my first grandson today when my daughter delivered a boy to the world. World...look out!

Hearty congrats to you and your family!

[BlackFriar]

Good one Lisa!