Burger van caught handing out porn

[MIKA27]

Burger van caught handing out porn

Source: Ninemsn.com.au

British police have shut down a fast food van after it was caught handing out free pornography to customers who spent more than five pounds ($8.50).

The burger van posted signs advertising "Free Porno!" DVDs in a bid to lure punters exiting nearby pubs and clubs in Driffield, north England, The Sun newspaper reported.

The proprietors of the van even played pornographic movies inside as they served customers beer, burgers and kebabs, police said.

But the booming operation was quickly shut down after concerned residents notified police.

"We received complaints that free porn DVDs were being offered to everyone who spent five pounds or more on beer and burgers," police spokesman Dave Jenkins said.

"We won't tolerate this because a youngster could have been given the DVDs."

The van was also found to be serving food and alcohol without a licence, police said.

MIKA: Imagine, you buy a burger and instead of the usual, "Would you like fries with that" you have someone ask, "Would you like porn with that!"

[LeafLover]

Gimme some shake with them fries.

[Kangaroo495]

"Would you like some head on that beer?"

[MIKA27]

"Would you like some head on that beer?"

[jdeese88]

Sounds like a good marketting scheme.... Why couldn't I think of that?

[Kangaroo495]

"Free Spam Sandwich with every 5 quid purchase"

[Kangaroo495]

"The best buns in Northern England"

[Kangaroo495]

That's where I'd be going for my meat and 2 veg

[Fuzz]

That's where I'd be going for my meat and 2 veg

Well, I guess if you swing that way.... not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Kangaroo495]

Well, I guess if you swing that way.... not that there's anything wrong with that.

Ha!

The company slogan:

"Eat beef - choke chicken"

[Warren]

If you have enjoyed our burgers please cum again.

[LeafLover]

Alright Kanga, here's one:

May I have a spoon please.