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Lisa reminded me yesterday it was my wife's birthday today.

I had the kids all lined up this morning with gifts, home made cards and big smiles.

....It's tomorrow.

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Lisa reminded me yesterday it was my wife's birthday today.

I had the kids all lined up this morning with gifts, home made cards and big smiles.

....It's tomorrow.

literally fell off the chair laughing.

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Lisa reminded me yesterday it was my wife's birthday today.

I had the kids all lined up this morning with gifts, home made cards and big smiles.

....It's tomorrow.

My response to the above is that it is ALWAYS better to be early then late or not at all.

The Chinese have a saying: "When you are young, remember birthdays later. When old, celerbrate it early".

It just proves that you remembered, and not forgotten completely.

Not to mention, the gifts were there already and not something last minute.

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Lisa reminded me yesterday it was my wife's birthday today.

....It's tomorrow.

Didn't Lisa have to remind you of the missus b'day last year also?......... :clap:

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didn't one of your kids say anything?

Ben said I am an idiot.

Can't blame him as after last weeks cab home (Dean's dad's wake), I woke up in a panic at 6am with a hangover from hell knowing I was late for work. Ran into Ben's room and told him to move his arse and get ready in 10 for his lift to school.

It was Saturday.

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Not to mention, the gifts were there already and not something last minute.

My wife gave me the gifts last week. I new something was on then.

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This....

Is....

PRICELESS ;)

lol thanks Rob. There's a couch that folds out here at my place if you ever need it. Gotta fly up to Canada first though - it's the last place I bet your wife'd look!

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We are organizing a Sofa Bed at the office for him now LOLOL I can't let him stay at Ken's LOLOL he is scared of Spiders ;)

be fair. i've had pest control in and have not seen one for ages. but i did find a heap of snake skins this morning, and a skeleton. not inside, thankfully.

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We are organizing a Sofa Bed at the office for him now LOLOL I can't let him stay at Ken's LOLOL he is scared of Spiders :huh:

Send him down to Sydney, we'll take good care of him. ;)

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but i did find a heap of snake skins this morning, and a skeleton. not inside, thankfully.

The skeleton would be the last guest looking for a feed.

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The skeleton would be the last guest looking for a feed.

do you ever feel like allan out of '2 1/2 men'? you moved into someone else' place and no matter how many hints, that rhino thick hide taks them all and then dumps on the host. you get endless wine, sell me cigars and hen come round and smoke them and then sell them to me again. half the chairs on the balcony have your bum print permanently molded into them. and you bag me because i don't run a masterchef kitchen for you?

the skeleton had to be of a snake unless your backbone has been completely dislodged.

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LOL

Makes me think of those Mastercard ads:

"There are some things money can't buy...

For everything else there's Mastercard."

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