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I live in toronto canada and i just got my first shipment from cigar czar and ironically i purchased a box of cigars from dallas texas on the same day and i got my order from czar quicker then texas. Last time i checked texas was closer then australia. :)

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may be, but texas is MUCH bigger then australia

so the package is still on its way out of the state.

:yes:

Really....not since I last checked! B)

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may be, but texas is MUCH bigger then australia

so the package is still on its way out of the state.

'Western Australia is the biggest Australian state and covers one third of the continent. Its total area is over 2.5 million square kilometres. That makes it 3.6 times bigger than Texas, 4.6 times bigger than France and 11 times bigger than the UK'

And thats only one state :yes:

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Rob, perhaps we can start a new section in this forum called 'Geography', for some of our FOH members who haven't experienced or explored much outside their country :cap:

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Rob, perhaps we can start a new section in this forum called 'Geography', for some of our FOH members who haven't experienced or explored much outside their country :P

I'd have to blame the school system for that.......... :P

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Maybe he was referring to population. In which case, that of Texas is greater than that of Australia (24ish mln vs 21ish mln). Since it's 3.6x smaller than Australia, on average, Texas has a greater population density, thus more traffic. Your answer is that it's still stuck in traffic.

I kid, I kid. :P

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You'll have to excuse Texas, they're still depressed after The Alabama Crimson Tide kicked the ever lovin' merde out of their overrated Longhorns to win the BCS National Championship. Life just doesn't have as much zest now that it's been proven, things really are that big in Texas. :lol:

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'Western Australia is the biggest Australian state and covers one third of the continent. Its total area is over 2.5 million square kilometres. That makes it 3.6 times bigger than Texas, 4.6 times bigger than France and 11 times bigger than the UK'

And thats only one state :lol:

You guys have obviously never dealt with anyone from Texas.

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AS BIG AS TEXAS

A Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a new "city" outfit. He went into Marshall Fields and when asked by a sweet young woman if she could help him, answered, "Yes ma'am, ya see, I'm from Texas and I want to buy a complete outfit."

Well, her eyes lit up as she asked, "Where he would like to start?"

Well ma'am, "How about a suit?"

"Yes sir, what size?"

"Size 53 ... tall, ma'am."

"Wow, that's really big."

"Yes ma'am, they really grow them big in Texas."

"What's next?" she asked.

He replied, "How about some shoes."

"What size?"

"Size 15 ... double D."

"Wow, that's really big!"

"Yes ma'am, they really grow them big in Texas."

"What's next?"

"Well, I reckon I'll need a shirt."

"Yes sir, what size?"

"Nineteen and a half ... 38," he replied.

"Wow, that's really big!"

"Yes ma'am, they really grow them big in Texas."

She virtually glowed as she asked, "Whew ... is there anything else I can do for you?"

"No ma'am , I reckon that will be all."

Well she tallied up his bill while the Texan was counting out his money. She asked, "Sir could I ask you a question?"

"Yes ma'am, I already know what it is and the answer is four inches."

She is astonished and blurts out, "Why, my boyfriend is bigger than that!"

Without so much as a stutter, the Texan replied, "Across ma'am?"

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"A Texan was boasting to an Australian that everything was bigger in Texas than anywhere else when a kangaroo hopped by. The Texan stared wide-eyed for a long minute, and then said, "Well, I guess your mice are bigger."

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Everything's Big

There was this cowboy from Texas who decided to do a little traveling

and when he got as far north as Kansas City he was feeling pretty horny

so decided to stay a while.

That evening he hailed a cab and asked the cabbie about houses of ill repute,

so the cabbie took him to one that he knew well.

After choosing a suitable looking gal they went upstairs and on the way the girl commented on how tall the man was.

The cowboy said everything from Texas was big.

After getting undressed and the girl had taken a good look she said I can see what you mean about everything from Texas being big.

"Yes ma'am" said the cowboy, " I mean everything."

After they had finished their business and were getting dressed the cowboy asked, "By the way ma'am, what part of Texas are you from?"

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