» 1) Did you fart?
» cuz you blew me away.
»
» 2) Are yer parents retarded?
» cuz ya sure are special.
»
» 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
» I can't hold it in.
»
» 4) Do you have a library card?
» cuz I'd like to sign you out.
»
» 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
» cuz I can see myself in em.
»
» 6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
»
» 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light
» switch away.
»
» 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
» Woman - "WHAT?"
» Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
»
» 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
»
» 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
» I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
»
» 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
»
» 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
»
»
» and.... the best for last!
»
» 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts
» tighten up.
»
» I really hope the boys aren't using these lines in Cuba..... they will be
» very lonely :-D
What's so funny about these? I use number 6 all the time...How do you think I got married. :-D