the worst?

[Stalebread]

There was once a beautiful horse with a magnificent mane. All day long the horse would prance up and down the road letting the villagers and all the other animals admire his mane. One day the horse noticed a bird in its mane. The horse shook himself but could not dislodge the bird.

To make matters worse the bird started building a nest in his mane and spent all its waking hours tweeting. All that tweeting! The twigs and dead leaves of the nest tangled in his once-beautiful mane. It was driving the horse crazy.

A wise old woman saw the horse was upset and asked, “What’s the matter?”

The horse explained about the nest and the tweeting and its ruined mane.

“What you need is some yeast. Sure. I’m going to sprinkle some yeast in your mane and it will drive the bird away. You'll be OK in no time.”

So she did.

Much to the relief and joy of the horse, the bird left and within a few days his mane was back to its original glory.

This just goes to show:

Yeast is yeast and nest is nest and never the mane shall tweet.

[zuma]

Nice to hear of the bollard of the yeast and nest, albeit it was such a rude yard for a clipping